Please take a moment to tell us whether you plan on voting for me here.
I've been informed that I can have a running mate who will be Lt. Governor when I'm elected. I am currently
taking applications for this prestigious position. If you are a motivated, serious, trustworthy person who
shares my views please apply here.
- Please include any important 'vote getting' qualifications such as if you are black, gay, Jewish, Latino, Asian, Arab,
disabled, friends with Oprah, help retarded children, a current or former model, a prisoner of war, a hockey mom,
a relative of a sports figure (sorry, Lions don't count), or have a ton of money.
In order for the bullshit to stop and the change to begin; I will need to get 30,000 signatures on a petition prior to July of 2010. This will be a challenge for us but I know we can come together and rid Michigan of corrupt policies, broken promises, and polacks.
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